December 2011
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It's the truth, sure is.
Attempted suicide really lets you know who your true friends are. Just sayin’.
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Always question where your loyalties lie. The people you trust will expect it,...
– David Clark, Revenge
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It's all a bit overwhelming.
My mother is trying to heal me holistically. Massages, therapy, restorative yoga, hot yoga, meditation… now she’s sending me to get reiki. Her determination is admirable, but how long would it last if these methods continually fail? It takes time, I know, but patience is not a quality neither her nor I possess. I’m weary, and I feel as if I am simply being lead by the leash...
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You can’t ruin friendship with sex! That’s like trying to ruin ice...
– Raj, The Big Bang Theory
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Last night
I had a dream where I was running through the list of guys I knew that I could have sex with since I couldn’t seem to meet anyone new that wanted to fuck me. I hate when my dreams are just like my real life. It’s not fun that way.
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Guys! Seriously.
I’ve censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet—a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/16328/uncensor
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End of an era.
I’m getting my new car today, after my mom totaled my first darling baby. For me, this one is a huge step down. No heated seats, no sun roof. It’s a Mercury Sable which is an old lady car (my grandma had one). It has amazingly low mileage and is very cheap, so I guess I should be thankful, but I miss my sporty, two-door Helga. All I can think to name my new car is something like...
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